Thursday, January 22, 2009

Laughter the best medicine

good morning... some light reading early in the morning.

kids are quick..

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are y ou talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!

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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no l! onger interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

2 comments:

AzUraAa said...

aiyo haii..budak2 zaman skang.. nak marah pun, they actually right..well..at leat sometimes..hohoho...

thezaila said...

itu la nya.. bebudak zaman sekarang.. fening mau melayan diorg nih..